Mickey
couldn’t be more embarrassed. Ever since the Doctor had detected those strange emissions coming form
the heart of London’s city centre she’d
been on a mission to dig up the road it was buried beneath. He had no idea where she’d gotten the
council equipment or the bright yellow jackets that they wore to disguise themselves as workmen. Naturally
the Doctor had taken on the role of the foreman, which meant that she told him what to do while drinking several cups of tea
every hour and telling everyone to bear with them while they repaired something or other. It varied all
the time, from a water main to a gas leak to the collapse of a sewage tunnel or even an underground spring being tapped by
a mineral water firm.
The Doctor took
her turn, since Mickey had decided to have another rest. He was very unfit that boy, or maybe she was much
fitter? Certainly a little exercise didn’t tire her out and she dug more in ten minutes than Mickey
had in the last three hours. There was a thud and an impact as the blade of the spade hit something hard.
“I think we’ve got a winner.” She threw the spade up to Mickey. “Pass
me down the trowel, I’ll has this thing out in a few moments.”
Mickey saw the Doctor
unearth what looked like an old wooden box. “Is there any treasure in there?”
“Maybe.”
The Doctor replied. “Whatever it is though, it’s very old and very powerful and oddly
familiar. These fingerprints, caked in the long-dried mud. They’re mine.
I’m sure of it.”
“Well you
do have a time machine.” Mickey chuckled to himself.
“That wouldn’t
explain this odd feeling of de-ja vu.” The Doctor tossed the box up to Mickey. “We’d
better fill this hole in, before someone falls into it and by we I do of course mean you.” She climbed
out of the hole in the ground and threw the spade to Mickey. “Hurry up, before the police come.
I still haven’t got my new identity papers sorted out yet. I used to be so good at faking
them too.”
They’d made
it back to the Doctor’s place ok. She was weird, even more so than before. She’d
gone out of her way to save a stray dog and sworn like a dock worker at an itinerant taxi driver who had tried to overcharge
them on the way back. “So what do we do now?” Mickey asked.
The Doctor looked
up from the strange wooden box. “Oh I find some way to unlock this. I went to
great lengths to secure it, I just can’t remember why. I hope it’s not some sort of ancient
evil entity from the dawn of time. Because they’re murder to get rid of, literally.”
“With you
it could be the loch ness monster and the terminator.” Mickey joked.
“Yes.”
The Doctor agreed. “Sorry about those.”
Mickey shook his
head in disbelief and realized that the Doctor was having him on, probably. “Can I help?”
The Doctor threw
her hands in the air. “Oh go on then. You can’t do any harm, I suppose.
Just be careful, ok? It may be very dangerous.”
“Dangerous?”
Mickey had sudden second thoughts.
“Maybe.”
The Doctor replied. “It could also be full of gold and jewels.”
“I could have
a quick look at it I suppose.” Mickey replied. “My mum could really do her
flat up with a few bars of gold.”
“It might
also come in handy if…no. I fixed them once and for all. Still they would make
nice earrings I suppose.”
Mickey picked the
box up and shook it about. He dropped it suddenly when he heard a muffled voice! “It
spoke to me!” He gasped in fright.
“You broke
it.” The Doctor replied. “If I wanted it broken I’d have dropped it
on the floor myself. Oh well, Time Ladies can’t be choosers I suppose.” She
scooped up the pieces and put them back on the desk. She took a step back when a severed head rolled out
of the large fragments.
“We meet again,
Doctor.” Salicious Skeel, the demon sorcerer laughed maniacally.
The Doctor and Jo
were alone in the UNIT laboratory where the Doctor spent most of his time when not helping the Brigadier solve mysteries from
outer space, stopping alien invasions and defeating the nefarious schemes of the Master. Jo felt it was
about time the Doctor jolly well got outside and got some fresh air. “It smells like dusty old books
and my old chemistry teacher in here Doctor.”
The Doctor looked
up from the dematerialisation circuit. “Yes, well perhaps we have been cooped up in here a long time.
Maybe you can go and help the Brigadier solve some top level spy scandal while I get one with my work?”
Jo glared at the
Doctor and put her hands firmly on her hips. “It’s you who needs to get out of here Doctor.”
She tried to stay calm, it did no one any good at all by shouting. “You’ve been locked
away in here for three weeks without any rest. It’s time you got out and remembered what the world’s
like. It’s what you help us mere earthlings save every week after all. Don’t
you think you should at least see what it is you’re fighting to protect? There are some lovely wild
flowers in bloom and it’s a beautiful day too.”
“There’s
no need Jo.” The Doctor replied with a smile.
“You’ve
fixed it?” Jo was glad that the Doctor was making some progress and wasn’t going to be so broody
and miserable anymore.
“Care for
a spin around the cosmos, m’dear?” The Doctor gestured towards the TARDIS. “We
can go all the way to the end of the universe and be back in the blink of an eye.”
“Well just
as long as we do get back.” Jo replied. “I’ve got a double date tonight.
Mike and I are having pasta with Carol and John.”
“Ah, the small
intrigues of the human social order.” The Doctor nodded. “Don’t worry
I’ll have you back in plenty of time. In fact we might even arrive before we’ve left.”
“How’s
that possible?” Jo asked.
“I’ll
explain later.” The Doctor replied as he ushered Jo inside of the TARDIS.
King George III
regarded the two newcomers to the court with bored indifference. They dressed like mad parrots and he had
no time for those who did not observe the proper formalities of the court dress code. The man wore no powdered
wig although he didn’t need it with that shock of frizzy white hair. The woman was barely half-clothed.
He had taken her for a Romany at first, but this pale straw-haired drab had not the fine swarthy visage of a gypsy,
she excited his loins not. “We ill receive those to whom courtesy is obviously lacking.”
“Forgive us
your majesty.” The Doctor bowed stiffly. “My companion and I travelled far
and we have not had time to prepare ourselves for the splendour of your majesty’s court. We are clad
only in our travelling attire and we humbly beg your forgiveness for the lack of proper reverence you rightfully deserve.”
Salicious Sneel,
the court’s advisor shook his head. “Majesty, I beg you to send these peasants away at once.
They are obviously gutter dregs pretending to be nobility.”
“Oh Salicious,
you see enemies where none exist. All my subjects are welcome in my court. I am a monarch
of my people, not some power mad tyrant. I bid them welcome and wish that they dine with us this evening.”
After the banquet
Jo was feeling quite full and sleepy. “That meal was fab.” Sje said to the
Doctor. “I never knew it was possible to have so many courses in one sitting. It
beats UNIT’s canteen any day of the week.”
“Oh my dear
Jo that was nothing compared to a splendid dinner Caesar threw in my honour. We dined from dawn to dusk,
I must admit I lost count of the courses after midday.”
“An all day
eating binge?” Jo scoffed. “That’s impossible, even for a high and
mighty time lord, surely.”
“Well of course
it is Jo.” The Doctor replied. “The Romans in all the decadance discovered
the supermodel diet two thousand years before Twiggy was even born.”
“That’s
disgusting.” Jo felt quite ill now. “I could have done without knowing that
until tomorrow morning, thank you very much Doctor.”
“Put it out
of your mind Jo, let it fall away like the leaves of a tree in autumn.”
Salicious Sneel
watched from the deep ichor shadows of a convenient vestibule. He saw the white-haired meddler easily manipulating
his servant. “I will permit no rival to my position.” He said to himself.
“No rival at all.”
Jo was awakened
by a presence in her room. Instinctivly she screamed and pulled the bed covers around her naked body.
The lights came on suddenly and she saw a man standing over her about to drive a knife into her. “Doctor!”
She screamed, even louder.
“I’m
here Jo.” The Doctor replied as he moved away from the door, the bright torch in his hand illuminated
the room brighter than a 100 watt bulb.
“You shall
not usurp me!” Salicious Sneel shouted and went to attack the Doctor. However
a group of Knights of the Garter burst into the room and grabbed the portly peddler of the occult. “Unhand
me or I shall summon forth a plague of devils!”
One of the guards
let go, fearful for his life. Sneel twisted his arm free of the other guard. “I
am a master of the blackest arts!” Sneel ranted at the Doctor.
“Haii!”
The Doctor shouted and expertly threw the fat man across the room seemingly without effort. He crossed
the room in less than a second and incapacitated the man with a Venusian nerve jab. “Your body is
immobile, I will release you only when you tell me why you tried to attack my companion.”
“I refuse
to tell one such as you. A mere dabbler in mysteries I command. I am not afraid of you
sir, I am a sworn agent of Lucifer. My oath to him is inviolate.”
“Then the
oath to me is meaningless.” King George III said sharply. “Your head is
forfeit Sneel, as it that of any traitor to the House of Hanover.
The Doctor looked
at Mickey. “King George made me take Sneel’s head. I left shortly after
and returned Jo back to her proper time. We never spoke of the event again and somehow the dematerialisation
circuit stopped working shortly afterwards.”
“Amazing.”
Mickey replied.
“It was sad
in a way.” The Doctor shook her head. “His mind was twisted by his belief
in the mythical fantasies of his own mind. A few years later King George succumbed to such the same sort
of madness. Their belief in a fictious world caused them to be blind to the real world.”
“You are a
fool!” Sneel’s eyes opened and a swarm of black flies poured from his mouth.
The Doctor dropped
the head on the floor and took a step back. Then she picked up the solid steel spade and tossed it to Mickey.
“Hit him between the eyes. I don’t have the physical strength that you do.”
Mickey advanced
warily. He hefted the gardening tool and then brought it crashing down as hard as he could on the head.
It split open like an egg and he felt the shock of the impact ringing in his arms. “He’s
dead.”
“Of course.”
The Doctor replied. “He died a long time ago.”
“But he was
alive.”
“His tissue
was animated by an external psionic field. You destroyed it with that.”
“It’s
not a magic sword.”
“It is Mickey.
It is.” The Doctor smiled. “Iron is the bane of psionic energy.
It disperses it instantly. You saved us both.” She gave him a quick peck
on the cheek. “You could have just saved the world, again.”
Mickey smiled.
“Yeah?”
“Don’t
let it go to your head though.” The Doctor said quickly. “Prides going before
a fall and all that.”