The two armies lined
up and looked across the tranquil no-mans that separated both sides, a strip of land that was shortly to go down in the history
books as one of the bloodiest battles in the memories of all the inhabitants of the planet Colral. Twenty thousand beings on both sides looked with hate filled eyes at the other side before a small blue
box suddenly materialised in front of their eyes.
The Red Star clan
looked at the blue box and then their rivals and charged down the small hill they were standing upon. Raising large axes above their heads they yelled a blood curdling war cry.
“Capture the divine gift of the gods!” Tolrica the Beardless
commanded her troops with a gruff voice.
The Grey Stone clan
looked at the strange blue box and then their hated foes and charged forwards, unsheathing long swords and waving them about
menacingly. They chanted their war mantra and other chilling eulogies about dismembering
their opponents. “Save the blue monolith from the evil ones!” Ehanaza ordered his warriors.
Inside the TARDIS
its three occupants were quite oblivious to what was going on outside, for the moment.
The Doctor looked at his brand new digital watch, it had been a gift from Mike for his 1,785th birthday. “Come on you two, hurry up.”
Mike sauntered into
the console room. “Chill Doctor, it’s not like we have a schedule.”
“I know, but
it is nice if the two of you don’t spend twenty seven minutes changing into some outdoor attire isn’t it?”
Mike nodded. “I suppose so, but I think Alice is reading Molly a bedtime story.
You know how it is finding baby sitters out here in the middle of nowhere.”
“I could look
after Molly, I have lots of interesting things in my pockets to interest a shape shifting baby android.”
zoomed into the console room on diesel powered inline skates, did a u-turn around the console and crashed into Mike. “Blimey watch out.” She said
The Doctor helped
his two friends up to their feet. “Perhaps you need to add brakes to your
too technical for me.” Alice
admitted her limitations. “Sorry I’m so late, I was reading Molly
a bedtime story and then I had to water Yucca my boyfriend, he’s a real handful for a plant.”
that we’re all here, why don’t we go outside and explore?” The
Doctor opened the internal doors. “After you two, I’d better lock
up as Molly and Yucca are both inside.”
totally gorgeous.” Alice said
to Mike. “He’s got the sexiest leaves I’ve ever seen, he’s
such a honey.”
for you.” Mike replied.
so amazing and understanding for a human.” Alice
took hold of Mike’s arm. “Most members of your rather limited and
dim witted species wouldn’t understand just how true our love is.”
think you were a simpleminded idiot robot girl with the IQ of a glass of water and the emotional complexity of a brick.”
not a genius yet.” Alice frowned
at Mike’s compliment. “However the Doctor’s trying to improve
my mind a little each day.”
it would be safer that way.” The Doctor said to Mike.
“Yes, we don’t
want Alice to turn into an evil tyrant do we?”
me no.” Alice added. “I can’t even spell it. Is it me or have we wandered
into a giant festival of hugs and joy?”
you.” The Doctor tried to get the key back into the TARDIS door lock but
it was too late the advancing armies caught up with them and his companions were captured and taken from him.
we going?” Alice asked the
three burly and quite cute guys, well cute for humans but they weren’t as deliciously gorgeous as her scrummy boyfriend
Yucca. “What’s over here? My
name is Chameleona but you can call me Alice if you like. Lets be best friends.” She decided that they must be hard of hearing so she just let them escort her on this
wonderful magical mystery tour.
hands off of me!” Mike punched one of the brutes in the face but there
were too many of them and they managed to hold his hands behind his back to prevent any further struggles. “Let go of me you savages! I demand to speak to the
British ambassador right this second!” He tried kicking with his feet but
all that meant was that they tied him up and carried him along on their shoulders.
The Doctor managed
to program the TARDIS console before he passed out from extreme blood loss. He
fell on top of Alice, who was in the shape of a mattress, shortly joined by Mike who cradled his broken arm. “That’s the last time I suggest we have a holiday.”
Mike groaned a yes
before the pain grew too much and he passed out.
switched into nurse mode and tended her injured friends back to full health, she even dressed the pink plastic Allosaurus
shaped Molly up as a nurse to help her in her task. Finally she pronounced the
two patients fit enough for breakfast in bed, scrambled liver and poached daffodils in an egg sauce. She was surprised by their sudden and total recovery.